I left england at the age of four when i found out i couldnt be king. A church pastor was walking along when he spotted a member of his church. Tens of thousands of them, typed in capital letters on 8 12by11 paper, six or eight to the page. Redban if your reading this your a silly cunt but i reckonise and see your talent and i think time will be kinder to your input to the podcasting.
My return to the mic after the fatal bob hope joke of 2003. Joseph james rogan born august 11, 1967 is an american comedian, podcast host, and. I feel like ive done something before ive read some books. Help us to expand our database and send best quotes from bob hope you know by using the form below. Joke file bob hope and american variety exhibitions. This was a gift for my greataunt who is 104 years and loves to laugh. Bob hopes joke about the great number of democrats running for president in 1988. Some oneliners from bob hopes joke file, on display at the library of congress. I asked my good friend, arnold palmer how i could improve my game, he advised me to cheat. Bob hope lands in the prehistoric past and encounters dinosaurs. He was noted for his numerous united service organizations uso shows entertaining american military personnel. She lives in north hollywood, california, and ireland. The entertainer, who died of prostate cancer in december 2003 aged 75, left his joke books to friend and fellow comedy writer colin. The jokes on his early life seem to have been written decades later.
It was really funny with yeah if you havent seen it. From school jokes to teacher jokes, maths jokes to random knock knock jokes weve got em all. One thing good about the book is that the author has included a brief note about each comedian at the end of the book. Martial arts were the first thing that ever gave me hope that i wasnt going to be a loser. That said it might be wise to see that high point of the era has moved and make you are prepared financially because tony is going to ditch you as soon as he can. Books by bob hope author of dont shoot, its only me. Bing crosby and i werent the types to go around kissing each other. Packs, press your finger into the putty and air will escape up the sides, creating comical sounds. Bob hope presents library with jokes the washington post.
One course in alaska was hacked out of the wilderness. What episode do they discuss redbans bob hope joke. Hope privately admired senator joseph mccarthy, but that didnt stop him from taking swipes within limits at the redbaiting senators penchant. Primarily a comedian, he also acted, sang, and even danced, hosted his own radio and television shows, and starred in sixty movies. Even though bob became americas favorite, he originally belonged to england and was brought up in cleveland. The influential entertainers flaws are included, too. When and why did joe stop working with brian redban and. Entertainer of the century, follows bob hope through vaudeville days, hollywood films, the oscars, the u. Bryan callen live standup 6th annual world mma awards duration. Monkhouse was devastated when his joke books were stolen. Most of them make use of hopes easy, selfdeprecating humor especially when it comes to women when confronted by such glamorous leading lights as jane russell, margaret.
Generationally crazy about the classics of american comedygroucho and chaplin and keaton and w. Bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. Bob monkhouse ensured his treasured jokes would live on by bequeathing his entire collection to a fellow comedian. Bobs on the way to the mansion in the sky for a big show.
Once youre done here, check out the beano joke generator for more comedy inspiration. With hopes death at age 100 july 27, bolton recalled the comedian to be a privately religious man. You can share any bit of funny information, piece of trivia too or tell a story about this. So he did the sensible thing, dumped redban and got young jamie, and now rogans profile and the popularity of the jre have increased exponentially as a result. On turning 80 thats the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing. Redban could still be working for joe, probably making a nice sixfigure pending on how hed. Brian redban is a comedian and the founder of the deathsquad podcast network.
The democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. From a wide repertoire, here is a small selection of his wit and wisdom. Find the latest in mens fashion, lifestyle, dating, gadgets, entertainment and work life. Bob hopes most popular book is dont shoot, its only me. A couple is getting divorced, but they still talk to each other as friends. A bob hope war time christmas with the merchant marine. Bob hope s joke about the great number of democrats running for president in 1988. Mere weeks before his death in the summer of 2003, capitol released this bob hope compilation, consisting of a few interesting singing performances the label could access without the risk of excessive licensing fees. Bob hope was regarded by fans and peers alike as a master of the standup gag.
Containers, joking around selfadhesive artificial mustaches, 7ct. I was out in the garden all day yesterday i ironed the lawn smoothed out the grass put every blade in its place and i still missed the putt anyway. The book is a collection of all his jokes arranged in a continuous timeline. This is a bibliography of books by bob hope 19032003, a comedian and actor who appeared on broadway, in vaudeville, movies, television, and on the radio. I was listening to david foley and they quickly mentioned a bob hope joke redban told. Ive played some strange rounds of golf in my travels. This is good,since many of the names were obscure or unknown to me. Marilyn monroe may not be able to make banana cream pie, but she can sure make my banana cream. Brian redban throws a joke without thinking through it. Bob hope my life in jokes should be required literature for authors of memoirs.
Untitled bob hope story part two, pencils by owen fitzgerald. My first book of knock knock jokes it has cute images and you pull back the flaps to reveal the punch line to the joke. Bob hope could then consult this joke file, his personal cache of comedy, to create monologs for live appearances or television and radio programs. Linda hope, bob and dolores hope s daughter, is chief operating officer of hope enterprises, inc. Comedian bob hope 19032003 treated journalists at a national press club luncheon on july 8, 1980, to jokes he planned to deliver later in the week during performances at washingtons kennedy center concert hall. Martha bolton was a staff comedy writer for bob hope for more than 15 years. Bbc news entertainment monkhouse passes on jokes in will. Bob hope has 20 books on goodreads with 2101 ratings. From bob hope to tracy morgan, thr takes a look back in history at some other.
The complete bob hope joke filemore than 85,000 pageshas been digitally scanned and indexed according to the categories used by bob hope for presentation in the bob hope gallery of. Professor spooner accidentally sends him into the past. Discover delightful childrens books with prime book box, a subscription that delivers. Bob hope is delivering his jokes to the library of congress. For eight decades, bob hope was americas nonstop, oneman joke machine supported by a factory of writers who kept him with new material as he kept the country in stitches. You should have seen the christmas cards i got this year.
Bob hope was in the forefront of the entertainment industry for virtually his entire life. I hope you get fucking cancer and your brain and ive aids, cause youre a whore, and you should. Bob hope kept nearly every joke ever written for him the good, the bad, the keepers, and the rejects in a voluminous joke file locked away in a vault in his toluca lake, california, home. Joe rogan smokes too much weed to even realize that he adds no valuable content to anything. New bob hope biography reestablishes his greatness. The joe rogan experiencebest of redban oh brian vol. Very fun to read, bob hopes humor is enjoyable for all ages. Hollywood bob hope says he has told a million jokes in his 60 years as a comedian and hes the first to confess that most of them were written by a long string of writers. Former comedy writer for bob hope says he was privately. Without my searching for it, i might never have discovered the archive site, old time radio files, awesome books for free this amazing site, and only about 6 or 7. Brian redban thinks he is a comedian, but his simple mind is so bombarded with information that he has no way to decipher. Bob hope oneliners on turning 70 you still chase women, but only downhill.
Aside from that, that one single phrase bob hope is not funny is what led me to discovering the vast compendium of all files archived. Bob hopes dedication to and love for the american gi is legendary. Sampling of bob hopes jokes together with bits of his biography. Brett ratners recent use of a homophobic slur led to the producer stepping down from this years oscars telecast. Phonetic joke two men talking in the street about their annoying wives.
Bob hope supposedly said something like the following on tv. Oh, this is your life, bob, guccione and, and i come out and look how. Synopsis to mark his 100th birthday, the late bob hope, along with his daughter linda, compiled hundreds of jokes that he has told throughout the years, interweaving entertaining anecdotes on how they reflected his own life. Check out men style guide, grooming and health advise tips for cosmopolitan men. Show business is just to pay the green fees i set out to play golf with the intention of shooting my age, but i shot my weight instead. Weve collected this shelfload of jokes about books especially for world book day. We will start off with a joke book for the younger set. What episode do they discuss redban s bob hope joke. Ok, the material is dated, in part extremely dated, however, most amazingly, bob hope seems to have managed to makes fun of every aspect of his life. Bob hope had a life span for a century and eventually death had to make an excuse of pneumonia to finally take him away. Untitled bob hope story part three, pencils by owen fitzgerald. My idea of christmas, whether oldfashioned or modern, is very simple. On turning 90 you know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for christmas to do that.